Trip to the Healin Temple

Now you may have been thinking, what happened to this awesome fighter? Was I killed in battle after the last update? Naw bitches. That shit dont happen. I was layin low. Makin plans. Polishin my armor. Rubbin down my sword.

Really though, I got for REAL sick and my Constitution dropped down to 5 and I had to go see the big priest down at the school of healing. Historically they are total assholes to me because I have low charisma compared to them and they see how fucking awesome I am.
See, I have this cursed amulet that sometimes spontaneously casts spells of Intensive-Dickery where I show them up with my KNOWLEDGE (it's like +5 wisdom, -5 charisma, and I cant seem to get it off since I cant get it uncursed), so anyway, usually they get really mad at me.

Anyway, I was so sick my max HP was something like 210 and I dragged myself over there. when I got there the dudes gave me a level 10000 potion of cure mortal wounds, in human terms the word is INTRAVENOUS MORPHINE. Booyah, bitches! Anyway, my constitution went up a little bit and they sent me home with 30 potions of cure critical wounds (which can cause Confusion and mild Poisoning, but are really fun to fucking take). So anyway, those potions are the shit and I think they have some powers I'm not even aware of yet because whenever I take them they seem to rebuff all of Mo-Thars spells of Intensive Nagging like nothing else.

That's what's up for now... my stats are back in order and I'm just chillin, waiting for the undiagnosed sickness to fully disappear and for this new poisoning to wear off, and meanwhile, I'm pretty damn satisfied.

End-of-the-Day Stats:
Sharkslam, Lvl 28 Warrior
STR: 18/150
INT: 18
DEX: 16
WIS: 17
CON: 10
CHA: 7
XP: 390,594
HP: 210/210
MP: 110/110
AC: 80
Gold: 34
Poisoned
Confused