Yesterday was confusing and shitty and I wake up this morning and realize that my HP has not recovered as expected over the night like it was supposed to and my armor is (obviously) still damaged from last night's nasty experience.
I head into the center of town and go through some advanced training exercises during the day to gain XP but my heart is not really there and halfway through it I discover cat poop on my armor (which would -2 Charisma but I don't have much in the way of Charisma left).
My barbaric disposition gets me into trouble in some boringass discussion when I try to cast Lvl 5 STFU because warriors don't give a royal shit what the difference between Objectives and Goals are in reference to Social Welfare Policy Formation II because warriors shit all over your Policy.
I somehow fail at the cast and the training master immediately casts Lvl ∞ Nerd Rage and everyone in the training sesh starts to bleed out of their ears. I fire an arrow of apathy and it hits the master in her stupid face and she shuts the fuck up just long enough for the paladin next to me to attack with his sword of Infinite Circular Reasoning which is just about the only thing that a training master responds to. He keeps fighting until a time mage in our party finally thinks to use his wand of Class Bell (everyone knows time mages are worthless) and we leave the training master crying on the floor.
I am still hurtin from yesterday so I use a Scroll of Telepathy and communicate my desperate situation to a rogue who lives a day's journey west. He heals me immensely even over that distance and I wonder at what cost this must come to him. I sleep soundly for the first time in a while.
End-of-the-Day Stats:
Sharkslam, Lvl 26 Warrior
STR: 18/170
INT: 15
DEX: 14
WIS: 12
CON: 18
CHA: 12
XP: 370,384
HP: 450/570
MP: 110/110
AC: 60
Gold: 108
+5 GAY
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