Quest: Laundry

It is the weekend and I try to get out of bed to get shit done but I think during the night a succubus appeared and cast Lifeless Corpse on me and so I have to wait until the sun sets to regain my stamina and actually leave the inn.
I equip myself with Sunday Pants and Shitty Hoodie (-2 Charisma) so I can take my armor to the blacksmith for some repairs. I locate my dragon mount, Stanley, in the stable and discover that he is hungry and but I am low on gold so I smack that bitch across the face with the flat side of my sword and we head out.

I get to Mo'Thaar's in time to collect some rations of food but for some reason she casts Lvl 20 No Seconds on me and piles a Implications:Fat spell on top of that and it's another -2 Charisma AND -5 dexterity. This in turn negatively affects my constitution so I rest for 10,000 turns to try to regain some semblance of my past self.
Nothing happens except my armor further degenerates and one of Mo'Thaar's minions Stella detects my presence and takes a shit too close to my resting spot and I die a little bit inside.

I try in my severely weakened state to complete my armor repairs but my willpower is gone to hell and in an act of desperation I decide drink several tankards of mead hoping that this will somehow restore my Charisma at least temporarily. I put on my Boots of Lying (+3 Stealth, +3 Intelligence) sneak into the larder and grab some booze but Mo'Thaar has heightened senses and detects my mead intake almost instantly. She casts her fav, Lvl 50 Guilt Trip, I fail to resist in my current state and I am decimated. My lifeless corpse smashes into the wall and leaves streaks of blood when it slams into the floor. Stella starts eating my hand. I reincarnate less two fingers, I leave my armor on the floor, mead on the table and book it back to my dragon mount and from there I search out a legit location to imbibe more mead and meet some fucking bar wenches.

End-of-the-Day Stats:
Sharkslam, Lvl 26 Warrior
STR: 18/180
INT: 18
DEX: 12
WIS: 12
CON: 12
CHA: 6
XP: 320,928
HP: 1/570
MP: 0/110
AC: 55
Gold: 108
+3 STE